Tag: e-mail
member name: Carmen Y.
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June 05, 2007 07:53 PM EDT --
I received this in my e-mail today. Thought it was funny.....hope you do, too!
Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their . . .
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April 05, 2007 08:52 PM EDT --
I know everyone get's tons of spam mail and junk snail mail. So, what do you get more of spam mail or junk snail mail?
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June 07, 2007 06:56 PM EDT --
I just received this in an e-mail. Thought it was funny. Enjoy!!
Perks of being over 50
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released . . .
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June 15, 2008 02:50 PM EDT --
I received this in an e-mail from a friend. Enjoy!
You could hardly see for all the snow,
Spread the rabbit ears as far as they go.
Pull a chair up to the TV set,
"Good Night, . . .
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April 23, 2007 11:45 PM EDT --
I received this in an e-mail......
1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
2. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" . . .
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April 24, 2007 12:54 PM EDT --
I received this in an e-mail. Hope you enjoy it.....I think it's funny!
Independent Thinker . . . . . . . Crazy.
High-Spirited . . . . . . . . . Crazy, hyperactive, and throws things. . . .
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April 27, 2007 11:36 PM EDT --
I received this in an e-mail today. Thought you might enjoy it.
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
A set of screwdrivers, . . .
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May 05, 2007 05:54 PM EDT --
Received this in an e-mail regarding teachers. It's so true (I have 2 teachers in my family). Enjoy!!
You want to slap the next person who says "Must be nice to work 8 to 3:20 and . . .
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May 05, 2007 06:06 PM EDT --
I received this in an e-mail awhile ago. It's so cute!!
WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?
"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me awife." . . .
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May 09, 2007 08:26 PM EDT --
I received in an e-mail. These are actual church signs. Enjoy!
1. Free Trip to heaven. Details inside!
2. Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins.
3. Searching . . .
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May 16, 2007 07:07 PM EDT --
I received this cute e-mail this afternoon. Hope, you enjoy it!
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.
Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the . . .
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May 17, 2007 08:02 PM EDT --
I received this funny e-mail this afternoon. Hope you like it!
The in-flight "safety lecture" and pre-flight announcements on airplanes are sometimes spiced up a bit at some airlines. . . .
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June 19, 2007 08:52 PM EDT --
I received this funny e-mail today. Enjoy!
These 16 Police comments were purportedly taken off actual police car videos from around the country:
#16 "You know, stop lights don't . . .
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June 20, 2007 07:42 PM EDT --
A friend sent me this today in an e-mail. Sorry, to say but a lot of this is true!!
1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name, it is LA.
2. The morning rush hour is from . . .
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June 20, 2007 09:21 PM EDT --
I received this in an e-mail. Hope you like it.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even . . .
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July 17, 2007 08:43 PM EDT --
This was recently sent to me in an e-mail. Hope you enjoy it!
Shomething to keep in mind if your mower breaks......
When Harry's lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, his . . .
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September 28, 2007 09:25 PM EDT --
I received this cute e-mail and thought I would share it. Hope you like it.
PALM SUNDAY:
It was Palm Sunday and, because of a sore throat, five-year-old Johnny stayed home from church with a sitter. . . .
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October 10, 2007 09:35 PM EDT --
I received this an e-mail. Thought you might get a chuckle out of it.
Actual dialog of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee with a caller:
"Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help . . .
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October 20, 2007 07:24 PM EDT --
A friend sent me this funny e-mail of funny quotes by grandkids. Enjoy!
My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, "62." . . .
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July 15, 2008 08:17 PM EDT --
I just received this in an e-mail. Thought you might enjoy it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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> BARACK OBAMA:
> The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! . . .
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