Tag: funny
member name: Carmen Y.
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March 25, 2007 07:34 PM EDT --
You know you're frugal when you...
... go window shopping at the thrift store.
...keep trying to reuse that glob of sticky stuff with which the fake credit card was attached to the sales material. . . .
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March 30, 2007 08:04 PM EDT --
I received this joke an e-mail the other day....thought you might enjoy it.
An airplane is about to crash. There are 5 passengers on board, but only
4 parachutes. The first passenger says, "I . . .
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March 31, 2007 09:18 AM EDT --
At the movies, when you meet acquaintances / friends
Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: Well, it's so hot , there were no cool cabs so I thought I'd watch some advertisements . . .
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April 07, 2007 10:35 PM EDT --
Your co-worker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
You make over $250,000 and still can't afford a house.
You take a bus and are shocked at 2 people carrying on a conversation in English. . . .
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July 21, 2007 04:14 PM EDT --
What word do you think sound funny? Name as many as you can.
Here's one that sounds funny: Crapulence (sickness caused by overindulgence in good food and, especially, . . .
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April 09, 2007 10:03 PM EDT --
Received in an e-mail. Funny lines from job evaluations:
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.
2. This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more definitely a won’t . . .
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June 05, 2007 07:53 PM EDT --
I received this in my e-mail today. Thought it was funny.....hope you do, too!
Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their . . .
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April 10, 2007 06:28 PM EDT --
I received this in an e-mail entitled "Rules for Work to give to your Boss".....which should go over well with your boss. LOL!
1. Never give me work in the morning. Always . . .
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June 02, 2007 01:26 PM EDT --
I just ran across a novelty sock website. Some of the socks sold are: pirate socks, occupation socks, cowboy socks, tropical themed, lace, father's day, glow in the dark and even . . .
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July 22, 2007 02:15 PM EDT --
Received this in an e-mail from a friend. Cute joke.
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls . . .
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March 24, 2007 06:50 PM EDT --
1) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
2) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
3) 6am is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
4) You hear your favourite song in an elevator.
5) . . .
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March 24, 2007 11:39 PM EDT --
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his . . .
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April 07, 2007 09:28 PM EDT --
While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a
truck and dies.
His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. . . .
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April 23, 2007 11:45 PM EDT --
I received this in an e-mail......
1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
2. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" . . .
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April 24, 2007 12:54 PM EDT --
I received this in an e-mail. Hope you enjoy it.....I think it's funny!
Independent Thinker . . . . . . . Crazy.
High-Spirited . . . . . . . . . Crazy, hyperactive, and throws things. . . .
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May 28, 2007 11:34 PM EDT --
I received this in an e-mail recently. Enjoy!
Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.
Xerox never comes up with anything original.
To err is human. To forgive is . . .
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May 30, 2007 12:40 PM EDT --
When my son was 4 years old we both went to my company picnic. There was a big BBQ, games for the kids, music, and hay rides. Well, we decided to go on the hay ride. . . .
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June 09, 2007 11:47 AM EDT --
I found this on another website that listed some funny sites. This one is for the Worst Mother-In-Law (it lists a lot of funny stories and stories on the worst gifts given by the Worst . . .
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June 17, 2007 12:10 PM EDT --
I received in an e-mail. Thought you might enjoy them. Here are the 10 first place winners in the International Pun Contest
1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead . . .
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June 19, 2007 08:52 PM EDT --
I received this funny e-mail today. Enjoy!
These 16 Police comments were purportedly taken off actual police car videos from around the country:
#16 "You know, stop lights don't . . .
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