Tag: humor
member name: Carmen Y.
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March 25, 2007 07:34 PM EDT --
You know you're frugal when you...
... go window shopping at the thrift store.
...keep trying to reuse that glob of sticky stuff with which the fake credit card was attached to the sales material. . . .
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March 30, 2007 08:04 PM EDT --
I received this joke an e-mail the other day....thought you might enjoy it.
An airplane is about to crash. There are 5 passengers on board, but only
4 parachutes. The first passenger says, "I . . .
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March 31, 2007 09:18 AM EDT --
At the movies, when you meet acquaintances / friends
Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: Well, it's so hot , there were no cool cabs so I thought I'd watch some advertisements . . .
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April 07, 2007 10:35 PM EDT --
Your co-worker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
You make over $250,000 and still can't afford a house.
You take a bus and are shocked at 2 people carrying on a conversation in English. . . .
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April 09, 2007 10:03 PM EDT --
Received in an e-mail. Funny lines from job evaluations:
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.
2. This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more definitely a won’t . . .
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June 05, 2007 07:53 PM EDT --
I received this in my e-mail today. Thought it was funny.....hope you do, too!
Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their . . .
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June 07, 2007 06:56 PM EDT --
I just received this in an e-mail. Thought it was funny. Enjoy!!
Perks of being over 50
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released . . .
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April 07, 2007 11:26 PM EDT --
This is a cute e-mail joke I recently received:
Heard your husband left you;
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
He moved in with me.
Looking back over the years
That we've been . . .
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April 10, 2007 06:28 PM EDT --
I received this in an e-mail entitled "Rules for Work to give to your Boss".....which should go over well with your boss. LOL!
1. Never give me work in the morning. Always . . .
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May 13, 2007 10:41 AM EDT --
Here's a funny e-mail I received awhile ago. Hope you like it!
How to sing the Blues - - How to know if you ain't got the Blues
1. Most Blues begin with: "Woke . . .
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May 25, 2007 08:33 PM EDT --
Well, I have two favorite comedians: Paul Rodriguez and Jeff Foxworthy
Who's your favorite comedian?
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July 22, 2007 02:15 PM EDT --
Received this in an e-mail from a friend. Cute joke.
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls . . .
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March 24, 2007 06:50 PM EDT --
1) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
2) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
3) 6am is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
4) You hear your favourite song in an elevator.
5) . . .
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March 24, 2007 11:39 PM EDT --
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his . . .
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April 07, 2007 09:28 PM EDT --
While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a
truck and dies.
His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. . . .
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April 23, 2007 11:45 PM EDT --
I received this in an e-mail......
1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
2. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" . . .
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April 24, 2007 12:54 PM EDT --
I received this in an e-mail. Hope you enjoy it.....I think it's funny!
Independent Thinker . . . . . . . Crazy.
High-Spirited . . . . . . . . . Crazy, hyperactive, and throws things. . . .
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May 05, 2007 05:54 PM EDT --
Received this in an e-mail regarding teachers. It's so true (I have 2 teachers in my family). Enjoy!!
You want to slap the next person who says "Must be nice to work 8 to 3:20 and . . .
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May 05, 2007 06:06 PM EDT --
I received this in an e-mail awhile ago. It's so cute!!
WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?
"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me awife." . . .
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May 09, 2007 08:26 PM EDT --
I received in an e-mail. These are actual church signs. Enjoy!
1. Free Trip to heaven. Details inside!
2. Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins.
3. Searching . . .
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