Tag: jokes
member name: Carmen Y.
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March 30, 2007 08:04 PM EDT --
I received this joke an e-mail the other day....thought you might enjoy it.
An airplane is about to crash. There are 5 passengers on board, but only
4 parachutes. The first passenger says, "I . . .
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March 31, 2007 09:18 AM EDT --
At the movies, when you meet acquaintances / friends
Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: Well, it's so hot , there were no cool cabs so I thought I'd watch some advertisements . . .
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March 24, 2007 06:50 PM EDT --
1) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
2) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
3) 6am is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
4) You hear your favourite song in an elevator.
5) . . .
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March 24, 2007 11:39 PM EDT --
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his . . .
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April 07, 2007 09:28 PM EDT --
While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a
truck and dies.
His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. . . .
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May 28, 2007 11:34 PM EDT --
I received this in an e-mail recently. Enjoy!
Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.
Xerox never comes up with anything original.
To err is human. To forgive is . . .
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April 05, 2007 08:16 PM EDT --
I received a funny e-mail this afternoon asking 'Why Did the Chicken Cross The Road?' Hope you enjoy it!
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Pat Buchanan: To steal a job from a decent, . . .
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March 24, 2007 08:43 PM EDT --
A - ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
B - BATHROOM: A room used by the entire family, believed by all except Mom to be self-cleaning.
C - . . .
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March 24, 2007 11:00 PM EDT --
Bill Gates died and went to Heaven.
Saint Peter showed him to his house, a small cottage on a tiny plot in the woods. The closets were full of simple but servicable clothing, and the kitchen was stocked . . .
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March 26, 2007 08:42 PM EDT --
Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Nothing . . .
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March 26, 2007 08:19 PM EDT --
1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) The polished salesman demonstrated how to polish the . . .
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